Betty Suarez quotes from Ugly Betty

Betty

That's it! Who put the bunny in the toilet? This is not funny! Who thinks this is funny? [people raise their hands] Oh, really? Well, whoever is doing this, if you think you can break me that easily, you're wrong! You can take my bunny, but you can't take my spirit!

Betty

[to Marc] Give it to me or I will beat you! And everyone knows I'm from Queens, so don't think I won't!

Betty

[to Marc] Marc, Give it to me! I can't hit your boss, but I can hit you; and everybody knows I'm from Queens, so I will do it!

Betty

Are you tired of sticking you finger down your throat? Now you can lose weight the easy way! Ask me how!

Betty

Where's my desk, Amanda? Did you put it back in the men's room again?

Betty

Daniel, The Times called wanting a quote, Dr. Phil called offering his services, and E! called wanting to do a reality show about your family.

Betty

When I was a little girl, I hated getting my allergy shot. So I used to grab onto this tree outside my house and wrap my legs around it so tight no one could pull me off. These are thighs of steel!

Betty

It's supposed to be mystical. The old man who sold it to me said it would help you on your journey to enlightenment. Or with cramps. My Spanish really sucks.

Betty

How do you know what "the book" is?

Justin

Please, I've seen Prada like, seven times.

Betty

You broke up with me.

Walter

For, like, two days. It takes longer than that to digest corn.

Betty

They can't fire us all!

Amanda

Can't they? Photo department, 2003... got axed for mentioning the words "sepia tones" at a party!

Daniel

I can sleep with a different woman every night of the week. Why not?

Betty

The Romans had a nine-day week. You would have been a really tired centurion.

Christina

[referring to Betty's butterfly costume] Flit!

Betty

What?

Christina

Flit! It's what butterflies do!

Betty

Oh... I thought you were cursing me in Scottish!

Betty

He could be deported?

Very strong possibility, yes.

Betty

But he has a family. He pays taxes. He's a Mets fan...

Hilda

He's in Oprah's book club!

Gina

I see I'm not the only one who's doing some last-minute Thanksgiving shopping.

Betty

A carton of cigarettes and vodka?

Gina

You have your tradition and I have mine.