Justin Suarez quotes from Ugly Betty

Justin

I don't want flan...I'll get fat!

Justin

That's great. We need a party. We'll have a theme: crossing the border. We'll have a big fence in the door and make everyone climb over it.

Justin

Doesn't anyone care that I am understudying the lead in West Side Story? God forbid Joey Colano takes ill and I don't know my finger snaps for the rumble.

Betty

How do you know what "the book" is?

Justin

Please, I've seen Prada like, seven times.

Justin

You did run over her tree. And Christmas is a time of love and forgiveness.

Hilda

Grow up, Tiny Tim.

Justin

B, how can you move to London? Won't you miss all the kidnapping, shooting, and murder at Mode?

Betty

Mm, no, not really.

Betty

If I go to London, am I being selfish? I feel like I'm letting everyone down—Papi, Daniel, Hilda. Not to mention, it's such a risk—

Justin

Aunt Betty, you're all about risk. You took a job at Mode magazine. You showed up to your first day of work in a poncho. That reeked of disaster.