That is the absolute cruelest thing I've ever seen... someone's getting a raise!
“The Lyin, the Watch and the Wardrobe” · Season 1, Episode 5
In this episode: Betty Suarez (2), Wilhelmina Slater (1), Daniel Meade (1), Claire Meade (1), Christina McKinney (1)
I can sleep with a different woman every night of the week. Why not?
The Romans had a nine-day week. You would have been a really tired centurion.
[referring to Betty's butterfly costume] Flit!
What?
Flit! It's what butterflies do!
Oh... I thought you were cursing me in Scottish!
[Daniel, having lunch with Claire, takes away her glass of wine. Claire orders Veal Marsala.]
Daniel The alcohol burns off.
So give me back the glass and set fire to me when I'm done.
Betty [to Henry]: It's so stupid. You know, I come into Manhattan every single day for work, and it's at times like these I feel like the E train dropped me off at Mars or something.
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