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Ugly Betty · Season 4, Episode 18

“London Calling” quotes from Ugly Betty

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“London Calling” · Season 4, Episode 18

In this episode: Amanda Tanen (3), Wilhelmina Slater (1), Betty Suarez (1), Marc St. James (1), Claire Meade (1), Christina McKinney (1)

TTyler

I was conceived at a rehab facility. I, uh, guess I was destined to be an alcoholic. [chuckles]

I don't think we should joke about that.

I could take Hilda horseback riding for her bachelorette party.

Or better yet, naked horseback riding. You're welcome.

Gross. And, ow!

Well, I'm out of ideas then.

Well, all of your ideas involve nudity.

You're welcome.

Stop saying that.

Oh, my God, I totally forgot I have that boyfriend, Trey.

Troy.

I like Trey better. Or Trevor. We'll talk about it. I'm sure he'll want to weigh in.

[on the phone with Tyler] Slip-ups are inevitable. And it's okay. I certainly know how tempting a perfectly mixed cocktail can be. I can almost taste it right now. [sips martini] It's like a warm hug going down my throat.

Christina, you know what's really weird? You're, like, a big, fancy designer in London, and I'm a big-shot stylist in New York.

You're a stylist now?

Well, not in the sense that I have any clients, but I do get to combine all of my favorite interests: criticizing people, shopping, and promoting world thinness.

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