When the paparazzi are stalking accountants, you know it's bad.
I know. They were following me, too. And one of them thought my glasses and nose were a disguise.
“Brothers” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Betty Suarez (3), Wilhelmina Slater (1), Claire Meade (1), Henry Grubstick (1)
It's ridiculous. One DUI, you OD a couple of times, show up naked at a garden party, and suddenly everyone treats you like a child.
Daniel just wanted to make sure you wouldn't hurt yourself.
[takes a perfume bottle from Betty] If I wanted to drink this, what could you do to stop me? [Betty knocks the bottle from Claire's hand] Not bad.
Evelyn [watching a telenovela]: So you see that stripper? She used to be a nun, and she's pregnant with the butcher's baby, but she doesn't know that the butcher is her second cousin.
A story as old as time.
Daniel, The Times called wanting a quote, Dr. Phil called offering his services, and E! called wanting to do a reality show about your family.
Justin [to Hilda]: I'm not crazy about the animal prints and you're a little over-accessorized, but you have your own style. It's cool.
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