Naomi quotes from Two and a Half Men

Naomi

[She's pregnant] Hi.

Alan

Hi.

Naomi

Yeah... I'm not sure I have the right address.

Alan

No, you got the right address. Charlie, it's for you!

Charlie

Who is it?

Alan

Karma!

Charlie

What?

Alan

Your chickens have come home to roost.

Charlie

Chickens? Karma? Alan, what the hell are you talking...

Charlie

Ohhhhhh. Charlie, it's for you!

Charlie

Hey... Great...to see you...again.

Naomi

Yeah, I don't think we've met.

Charlie

Really?

Naomi

Really.

Charlie

(Shoves Alan) Are you trying to give me a stroke?!?

Naomi

I wouldn't need a job if I joined the Army.

Berta

You can't join the Army.

Naomi

Why not?

Berta

Because you already are all you can be.

Alan

There you go. One hot chocolate for the lactating mommy.

Naomi

Thank you.

Alan

I see little Brittany Pam is having the grande boobaccino.

Naomi

Yeah, and she's biting the straw.