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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 12

Naomi and Berta in “Castrating Sheep in Montana”

Naomi

I wouldn't need a job if I joined the Army.

Berta

You can't join the Army.

Naomi

Why not?

Berta

Because you already are all you can be.

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