TeddyUnbelievable. An eighteen-second fight. Takes me longer to start peeing.
Played by Robert Wagner
Two and a Half Men · 811 quotes
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Most scenes with: Charlie (2)
Lines by Teddy 1
TeddyScenes with Teddy 4
TeddyCharlie, when you get to be my age, most of your friends are either married or dead.
What's the difference?
TeddyThe dead ones smell up my plane.
[Alan and Jake move in with Evelyn after Charlie kicks them out]
TeddyOh, great. Now we have to put on clothes for breakfast.
That's the least of our problems. All our leather gear is in the guest room.
TeddyTo Evelyn.
EEveryone
Hear, hear.
That poor clueless bastard.
S5 E9 Tight's Good
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When you marry my grandma, what does that make you to me?
TeddyNothing.
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