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S4 E24

Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 24

Teddy and Charlie in “Prostitutes and Gelato”

Teddy

Charlie, when you get to be my age, most of your friends are either married or dead.

Charlie

What's the difference?

Teddy

The dead ones smell up my plane.

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