Why do I have this strange feeling?
I fear it might be… happiness.
All S7
S7 E7A Tisket, A Casket, I'm Gonna Blow A Gasket
Ryan has voiced some concerns about how "competitive" I've been getting, but we reached an understanding.
[clears throat] I need to try harder so that Stephanie doesn't feel the need to be constant and lone motivator.
[blows a kiss, hugging him] We are so going to win this.
Okay, Dracula was the first goth ever. He was our king. To be here is… I just… I can't. I'm so…
Hey, that was close. You almost got color in your face.
[A wolf howls out of nowhere off-screen]
[to the Fashion Bloggers] So, you do a fashion blog? That is so cool! Which one of you guys started it?
TJTom & Jen
[in unison] I did.
No, I did.
I did.
TJTom & Jen
[in unison] I did. I did!
[Fashion Bloggers' interview]
Okay. You typed it up, but it was my idea, so I was the creator and you were more like… a secretary.
I'm sorry. What?!
[holding a portrait] Doesn't Vlad look striking?
I see the similarities.
Stop. You'll make me blush.
I hope there's enough room for your giant head and all your great ideas in there.
[annoyingly gets in the coffin] It'll be nice to have you carry me for a change.
The only change is that this time, you're in a coffin. [pushes down the coffin]
[The Ice Dancers reach the Gymnastic Training Center and get a tip from the Don box]
It's a Botch or Watch. Ah! Gymnastics!
Gymnastics. Nastics that take place in a gym. Whoever didn't face the bullet ants in Brazil, must perform two gymnastic feats.
[Don penalizes the Goths for ten minutes due to Crimson forcing Ennui to switch places during the coffin challenge]
You're in 6th place. Or would be in 6th place if you hadn't broken the rules with the coffin. 10-minute penalty!
Totally worth it.
[After finally completed the Botch or Watch, the Transylvanian Goths got eliminated because they were after 13 remaining teams]
I'm sorry, you're out.
S7 E8Hawaiian Honeyruin
[reading the tip] "Take a donkey cart to Bucharest and fly to… Hawaii!"
Hawaii! Home of beautiful sunshine, ukeleles, and shirts that should only be worn ironically. Once teams land, they'll need to find this Don box. [notices it in Hawaiian-themed; unamused] Ha-ha-ha, very funny. Was that you, wardrobe?
CChet
Ugh! This donkey reeks.
He said the same thing about you.
CChet
a talking donkey? Yeah, 'cause that's possible.
It must be possible. 'Cause you're talking right now. Booyah! Call me when you got a comeback.
CChet
Lorenzo is a poo-head!
Chet's a tool!
How old are those two?
Ah, never mind them. Some people just don't appreciate quality family time, eh, right, buddy?
Uh, yeah, mm, sure, dad.
You're so lucky you got to bring your dad.
Oh, I'm the lucky one. I bet doing this trip with your mom is pretty awesome too though, right?
Not really.
Taylor's more of a… daddy's girl.
Daddy and I have loads in common. Like, we both love being successful, and we both hate avocado.
EEmma
While trying to encourage Kitty to drive into the bay, I brought up the pool to our grandmother's condominium.
Leaving Romania is tough. But leaving Romania to go to a tropical paradise full of sunshine and happiness? [he and Crimson both sigh in dismay]
OPEN YOUR EYES! Our donkey is going way slower than the other ones, it wants us to lose! [interview] I'm not too competitive.
[clears throat] Yes, you are.
Are you okay, sugar-plum? I just wanna win, and this is a competition. So, yeah, [gets up] when things get tense, we can't hold back! [walks closer to the camera, inch-by-inch] We gotta dig deep, work hard, give it everything!
[getting a tip from the Don box] It's a Botch or Watch. "Whoever didn't do gymnastics in Romania has to go diving for wedding rings?"
In this challenge, botchers must dive into Hawaii's most popular wedding bay and retrieve one of the rings from the bottom.
[reading] "Then swim to the beach at the tip of the bay to meet your partner."
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