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S7 E6Brazilian Pain Forest
[blows the tip off the mitt] Doctors say my lung capacity is like so huge they can ever measure with my lung growers or whatever.
When she was 5, she held her breath for seven minutes until we brought her the very expensive Malibu Bonnie doll house she wanted.
It was totally ratchet, I played with it once, and threw it out.
[The Vegans swing across the gorge on a vine…]
[screams] Ah, the wind hurts my face! [they slam into the other side of the gorge] Now the cliff hurts my face!
C'mon, guy! You gotta get the tip! [Spud sticks his hand in the mitt to get the tip and gets bitten and swollen by the ants, but doesn't scream in pain; Rockers' interview] Spud's got a delayed reaction to everything, including pain. So I don't expect him to feel those hundreds of excruciating bites, for like, two hours. Then he'll be all like, "Yow!" and then like, "Oooh!" and then like, "YOW!"
Uh, what are you talking about?
[Plane #1 carrying the eight teams finally arrives in Brazil]
[takes a tip from the Don box] Botch or Watch. You're up, Jacques. Get the tip!
[sticks his hand in the mitt, and screams in pain as the ants bite him] It stings like missing gold in Vancouver if I have a point! [interview] Arriving late to Brazil means we had to up our performance.
Like the way I did in the Olympic Trials.
[agreeing] Yes, like the way we did that.
In this All-In challenge, one team member has to make a headpiece, the other a tail, worthy of walking the parade during Carnival. When this local approves of their handy work, they'll get their next tip.
Piece of cake. [interview] I know how to make costumes. I went trick-or-treating as a beat cop for 10 years straight.
Seriously? Every year?
Well, one time I mixed it up and went as a parole officer, so, yeah.
The lady cops take the lead, and back at the bullet ants, teams from plane #1 are still botching-or-watching.
[after getting both his hands bitten by the ants] I pump iron. So, once righty started swelling, I just had to switch to the left. Symmetry is what bodybuilding's all about.
Dude, your mitts are ripped!
[to her daughter while grabbing onto a vine] Hop on, and hold on! DO IT!
Mom, stop. You know screaming makes your neck waddle.
[getting a tip from the ant mitt and his hand bitten] Ow.
Don't be so dramatic.
Here's the headpiece. I'll start the tail. [interview] I'm gonna use some of my winnings to starts a support group called, "the Closet Vegan Society." For vegans like Laurie who've lost their way.
[facing away] Hey, I didn't want to eat the meat. I thought I had to.
Did you have to lick the plate?
[losing her temper] I thought what happens in Iceland, STAYS in Iceland!
[scolding Ryan while they climb up the cliff after falling into the gorge] I said, "Let's use a vine, that tree's about to crack!" But did you listen? No!
[after swallowing a coconut in whole] It's okay! I got it down.
Great. Let's wait eight hours and see if there was a tip in that one. [pokes Owen in the stomach with a stick]
Ow. You got me right in the coconut. (Chuckles)
[as the local rejects their second costume] It's called being creative!
Tell me again what happened?
I told you, a monkey jumped down from a tree, picked up a coconut and threw it at you.
[Goths' interview]
[in her all-pitched-black Carnival costume] Bright colors are for people who are trying to make up for the fact that they lead sad, monotonous lives.
Yeah.
I had to take control of the team if we had any chance of finishing the challenge today. Laurie could hardly see because those mean ants turned her face into raw meat.
Mmm…
Uh, I'm sorry, what was that a yummy sound?
[The Vegans are the first to reach the Chill Zone]
Yes! Yes! From last place to first in one day!
We deserve it.
No, you deserved a 30-minute penalty, that’s all you're getting.
What?! We won fair and square!
Each one of you were supposed to make a component of the costume, but Miles made both of yours.
[Laurie groans in dismay and Miles mopes in disappointment and they step aside as the Ice Dancers leap onto the carpet]
Ice Dancers, you're in 1st place!
[blows a kiss] Yes! In your face, Vegans! [she and Jacques scream like little girls very frightfully at Laurie's swollen face]
[Due to Laurie's injuries from the bullet ants, Miles made both elements of the costume which broke the instructions of the challenge; The Vegans then got eliminated while facing a 30-minute penalty and by the time it has ended, every other team had surpassed them]
[to the Vegans] Well, tofu break, ladies. You've been cut from the race. Maybe you can get a job at a tempeh agency. Soy long.
All our plans for the money. [she and Laurie walk away, sadly]
Now that the last truly unselfish players have been eliminated, things are gonna get ugly. Next time on The Ridonculous Race.
That millions dollars would've helped so many causes.
I know. And I ate meat.
Your heart was in the right place. Not the one you ate. I mean, your heart, the one inside you. Well, I guess they're both inside you, but I mean the--
Please, stop talking. PLEASE?!
S7 E7A Tisket, A Casket, I'm Gonna Blow A Gasket
[getting a tip from the Don box; reading] "Make your way to Dracula's castle in Transylvania?"
[wearing vampire fangs; slurred] Transylvania! Transylvania! [spits out the teeth] Transylvania. Home of majestic mountains, old Saxon architecture, and the birthplace of the heebie-jeebies. Teams must travel here, to this castle, to receive their next tip.
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