Ellody quotes from Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

Ellody

Well that was illuminating. [interview] Based on the splatter, the wind velocity was 45 knots. Twenty more, and we'd be splattered.

Ellody

373,996 cubic yards, done. Now to build a perfect model with our data. [the wave washes over the sand, washing away their calculations] OUR DATA!!

We'll have to wing it.

Ellody

I never wing! [grips hold on Mary's shoulders; freaking out] I DON'T KNOW HOW!

Don

[riding a helicopter, calling to the Geniuses below] Ahoy, Geniuses! I'm afraid the other teams have reached the Chill Zone! You are out of the race! I'm in a helicopter! This is so cool! [flies off]

Ellody

How ironic. Our strength in urban planning was also our downfall.

That just proves how flawed this show is. But, we played our part.

Ellody

I suppose geniuses aren't always as smart as they think.

You told a joke?

Ellody

I did.

Wonderful.

Don

Ellody and Mary, scientific geniuses who say they will use their winnings to support the science community.

Ellody

Astrophysics is underfunded. Reality shows offer monetary prizes. Conundrum solved.

Don

Leonard and Tammy, dedicated live-action role players… whatever that is.

Pahkitew Island was tough. But with Tammy's new spells, huzzah! We'll claim the dragon's eye! That's dwarfish for one million.

Cumin, cinnamon, paprika, saffron, ginger.

Ellody

That was surprisingly elementary.

Laurie

I know, right?

Don

As more teams reach the spice kiosk, flight #3 has finally arrived in Morocco. They'll need to hurry if they hope to catch any of the teams already in search of the culinary.

Geoff

When I first met Brody, he was eating a cat's hairball on a dare. Ha ha. It was pure awesome.

Ellody

I met Mary at an engineering student's potluck dinner. We both brought pie chart pie. [giggles] We're quite whimsical.

Geoff

Ha ha, pies.