MacArthur quotes from Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race

MacArthur

A disgusting amount of pork and beans? FOR FREE?! WOHOOOO! [hogs it all for herself, Sanders tries to scoop some] Get your own pot!

Sanders

Someone has a bit of a sharing problem.

MacArthur

You're right, and I forgive you.

Owen

[feeding Noah pork and beans] Here's the Choo-choo train! [continues eating]

[looking at Noah still looking depressed while eating] Maybe it's just a coincidence he, you know, went into a state of shock and despair, the moment I broke up with him. [to her sister] Can you just agree with me at least?

Don

While the rest of out teams choke down pork and beans, our current leaders are trying not to choke!

Geoff

Brod man’s not doing so good. But no one else is even trying the Bull yet, but we’re still golden. [gets pushed by Brody]

Ryan

Come on, babe. You can do this. You're stronger and scarier than anyone I know. Take a deep breath. [Stephanie breathes heavily] That's it. Just… [Stepahnie drops the spoon and starts gagging; sighs] You know what? Maybe you can't do it. Maybe you're not as strong as I thought. You're not a winner at all. But a… LOSER!

Stephanie

[gasps in shock over hearing that, picks up the spoon, and scarfs some beans] I… am not… a loser!

Ryan

As a certified trainer, I know how to motivate people who lack confidence.

[pressing her hands on her stomach, trying to hold in her vomit] I'm confident. These beans aren't gonna stay down, ugh, much longer. [vomits]

Owen

[hears his stomach rumbling] Uh oh! Beaks are shifting! Haha… [forms a big fart as a window crashes]

MacArthur

[interview; impressed as Sanders wears a gas mask] Man, can that guy airbrush his boxers?

MacArthur

I used to hate mammals. But this narwhal is pretty cool.

Sanders

Uh, we're mammals.

MacArthur

I know.

Don

Um, you seem to be shy one loud, aggressive partner.

Jacques

Ah! There's only one cop. They don't win!

Don

Not yet. But unless one of you coughs up two burros, I'll have to give you a 10-minute penalty.

NO!

Sanders

[victoriously] Yes! [calling out to her partner as the Ice Dancers are penalized for ten minutes] Hurry, MacArthur! You've got 10!

MacArthur

Okay, donkey. WAKE UP!

Sanders

From now on, we stay in the winners circle by any means necessary.

MacArthur

Does this mean I get-

Sanders

No, you cannot taser anyone.

MacArthur

Aw. [Ice Dancers’ interview]

Josee

Second place. Again!

Jacques

But at least I got another team eliminated.

Josee

That's true. We did. It's like we won a gold medal in treachery!

Sanders

[reading the tip] "Travel to Cần Thơ, Vietnam."

Don

Cần Thơ is not only a great name for a movie villain, it's also the largest city in Vietnam's thriving Mekong Delta. Teams will find their next tip here, along the Mekong River, where the fish are plentiful, ugh, and pungent. Get that thing away from me! [more characters getting travel tips]

Devin

Uhh! It says- here! You read, I’ll get us a cab! Taxi!

Carrie

Uh, wrong way!

Carrie

Devin nearly costs us the race today. What is up with him? It’s like the long per we’re in this thin, the less I know him. I want to million with my best friend, not some total stranger. But! I’ll take the million either way.

Geoff

Well! Here we are dude.

Brody

Hit us with those negative vibes.

Don

Hey, Hey, Hey! Quite the long faces! Your’e not out of the race yet.

Brody

Wow!

Geoff

[gasps]

Don

Now you’re out!

Brody

No!

Geoff

Aw.

Don

See what I did there? That's TV fishing. Gave ya some line and a little hope and then yanked it away! It's gonna look great and all this explaining will be edited out. Cool, huh?

Geoff

Bummer, dude...

Don

Some people just don't get show business.

Brody

MacArthur! You have to go on without me!

MacArthur

Cool beans will do.

Sanders

This alliance is not a friendship.

MacArthur

Got that right. It's just an agreement to work with people we hate.

Carrie

[which is behind a yeti] AAH! AAAH!

[follows Carrie] UGH!

Carrie

AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! [a yeti slides upwards on a rock]

AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! [grabs onto the Daters’ ice yacht sail] Ooh.

Stephanie

Are you sure you two aren’t related?

[runs, then pushes the ice yacht]

Ryan

Thank you.

Jacques

Josee! What are you going?

Josee

Shh! Let’s just say the Cadets can’t catch a break.

Jacques

Huh? I don’t get it!

Josee

I think it’s you who has a screw loose, come on, let’s get another boat. Goodbye.

Sanders

Josee! Jacques! Wait! We need help!

Jacques

Did you hear something?

Josee

No, I did not.

Sanders

Help! Allies! I guess they couldn’t hear us.

MacArthur

Uh, they heard you. They’re just mean.

Josee

What does Don have against us? Are we too talented, too attractive, too all-of-the-above?

Carrie

Devin! You’re alive!

Devin

I just hurt my ankle, it’s not bad. [gets stepped by a bull] Now that’s bad…

Don

And the Cadets take second! [MacArthur raspberries]

MacArthur

I’d rather take first, but, anyway we beat those Ice for Brains jerks is a good day. Good call, I’m not joining up with them again. Way to lead, partner!

Carrie

Are you okay? Anything broken?

Devin

No, Carrie, I just… Ow!

Carrie

Good! Gotta get to the carpet! [Runs all the way to the carpet carrying Devin]

Don

And the Best Friends take third. That leads the Haters, and the Ice Dancers.[talks to the Ice Dancers] How are you feeling about your chances now?

Josee

Never better…

Jacques

It’s a Botch or Watch! “Ride 'em, Gaucho.”?

Don

For this Botch or Watch the team member who didn’t play ring toss in the Arctic gets to ride a horse. And use a traditional badora to tie up their team’s designated emu. Once their emu is wrapped up, they must bring it by taxi to the Chill Sone located here, a top Mount Aconcagua in the Andes. But hurry, the last team to arrive maybe heading home, Back at the academy, the Best Friends aren’t letting a single nosebleed stop them.

Carrie

Aaah! Ugh!

Devin

I'm sorry.

Carrie

Ow!

MacArthur

Oh, way to hurt your partner!

MacArthur

Ice guys do finish last. BOOM!

Jacques

[enraged] We are so… SICK OF THOSE CADETS!

Sanders

[laughing about Josee's tantrum during the interview] Did you see her face? [she and MacArthur both laugh hysterically]

Don

All four teams are on the same flight. And once it lands, every move they make will be crucial!

Hurry!

Geoff

Come on!

MacArthur

Move it!

Geoff

Hey, who pushed all the buttons?

MacArthur

Gotta take the stairs.

Sanders

Or, we could just wait.

MacArthur

Hustle!

Jen

[shrugs] Meh. This'll probably still be faster.

Sanders

Thighs on fire. So…queasy.

MacArthur

So you're one of those skinny-fat people who can't climb ten flights of stairs without spewing chunks huh? What do you do? Yoga?

MacArthur

I can't take this heat. Someone turn off the sun.

Oh man! The heat is so bad!