Sanders, MacArthur and others in “Ca-Noodling”

From now on, we stay in the winners circle by any means necessary.

Does this mean I get-

No, you cannot taser anyone.

Aw. [Ice Dancers’ interview]

Second place. Again!

But at least I got another team eliminated.

That's true. We did. It's like we won a gold medal in treachery!

[reading the tip] "Travel to Cần Thơ, Vietnam."

Cần Thơ is not only a great name for a movie villain, it's also the largest city in Vietnam's thriving Mekong Delta. Teams will find their next tip here, along the Mekong River, where the fish are plentiful, ugh, and pungent. Get that thing away from me! [more characters getting travel tips]

Uhh! It says- here! You read, I’ll get us a cab! Taxi!

Uh, wrong way!