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In 6 of the 726 quotes from The Venture Bros.
Most scenes with: Kevin Moppet (5), Monarch (2)
Scenes with Tim-Tom Moppet 6
[The Monarch's henchmen are standing in the remains of the cocoon]
2#24
Well, they're gone. Now what the hell do we do?
2#21
We forge our own destiny. We are as ronin — wandering samurai without a master.
TTTim-Tom Moppet
Wrong. We're your master now.
2#21
What? Says who? Who died and put you in charge?
TTTim-Tom Moppet
Need we point out the obvious? Kevin...
Henchman #2, front and center! [everyone looks around] Okay, #3, step forward. Henchmen 4, 5, henchman 6...
TTTim-Tom Moppet
You see? Bet there isn't even anyone here over, what, an 18? Whereas Kevin and I were Dr. Girlfriend's number 2s!
2#24
Our numbers are ranks?
TTTim-Tom Moppet
(gleefully) A hit, eh? You want us to make 'im suffer? Or just end it, quick and quiet-like?
Nah, nothin' permanent... just, like, give him a little taste of fear. I guess you can break something small... like a toe...
TTTim-Tom Moppet
We can take out his tongue..
(with relish) With a knife!
TTTim-Tom Moppet
Or remove 'is 'eart...
(with great relish) Yeah, with a knife!
TTTim-Tom Moppet
A bigger knife!
(with greater relish) Fucking knife!
(a touch uneasy) Yeeeeahhhhhhh.... you guys....are....kinda creepy. I think this may be a stupid idea.
TTTim-Tom Moppet
How'dwe do, mum?
Great! My little moppets were perfect like always! Come give your lady a hug.
(She squats down and hugs them to her large breasts)
TTTim-Tom Moppet
(leering at her breasts) I like yer new costume, mum...
(also leering) I like huggin you in your new costume....
(Pans back, showing both of the Moppets lecherously rubbing her back)
Ok you two. Time to stop...
Why can't we get a straight answer?
TTTim-Tom
I just saw mum's clean panties.
Oh, when she was crouching? I tried not to look. Were they-
TTTim-Tom
They were white panties, Kevin. White.
Alright, let's review [the game plan.] Moppets?
TTTim-Tom
Locate the Venture Brothers.
TTTim-Tom
Cut their bellies...
Subdue their bellies. Dr. My Wife?
Sorry. Subdue Brock Samson.
2#24
Locate and subdue the Venture robot.
Subdue? You can kill the robot. It's a robot! Henchman 21?
(#21 is doing a "pee-pee dance" with a pained look on his face.)
2#21
What!? Dude, I gotta pee so bad, it's backing up into my kidneys!
Wrong! You keep an eye out for Sgt. Hatred while I locate and subdue Dr. Venture.
(#21 continues his "pee-pee dance".)
(sighs) Forget it. You go to the bathroom.
[The Monarch is confronted by the Pupae Twins/Murderous Moppets]
I'm only gonna say this once. I don't like you two, and if you ever - EVER - try to give me an order again, I will kill you both and feed your tiny, rotting bodies to the neighborhood dogs!...Now, what were you saying?
TTTim-Tom
Er...have a nice walk?
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