Kevin Moppet quotes from The Venture Bros.

Well, they're gone. Now what the hell do we do?

We forge our own destiny. We are as ronin — wandering samurai without a master.

Wrong. We're your master now.

What? Says who? Who died and put you in charge?

Need we point out the obvious? Kevin...

Henchman #2, front and center! [everyone looks around] Okay, #3, step forward. Henchmen 4, 5, henchman 6...

You see? Bet there isn't even anyone here over, what, an 18? Whereas Kevin and I were Dr. Girlfriend's number 2s!

Our numbers are ranks?

(gleefully) A hit, eh? You want us to make 'im suffer? Or just end it, quick and quiet-like?

Brock

Nah, nothin' permanent... just, like, give him a little taste of fear. I guess you can break something small... like a toe...

We can take out his tongue..

(with relish) With a knife!

Or remove 'is 'eart...

(with great relish) Yeah, with a knife!

A bigger knife!

(with greater relish) Fucking knife!

Brock

(a touch uneasy) Yeeeeahhhhhhh.... you guys....are....kinda creepy. I think this may be a stupid idea.

How'dwe do, mum?

Great! My little moppets were perfect like always! Come give your lady a hug.

(leering at her breasts) I like yer new costume, mum...

(also leering) I like huggin you in your new costume....

Ok you two. Time to stop...

Why can't we get a straight answer?

I just saw mum's clean panties.

Oh, when she was crouching? I tried not to look. Were they-

They were white panties, Kevin. White.

(sighs) White.

Alright, let's review [the game plan.] Moppets?

Locate the Venture Brothers.

And kill them!

Subdue them.

Cut their bellies...

Subdue their bellies. Dr. My Wife?

Dr. Girlfriend

Locate and seduce...

Subdue! Come on!

Dr. Girlfriend

Sorry. Subdue Brock Samson.

Good! Henchman 24?

Locate and subdue the Venture robot.

Subdue? You can kill the robot. It's a robot! Henchman 21?

What!? Dude, I gotta pee so bad, it's backing up into my kidneys!

Wrong! You keep an eye out for Sgt. Hatred while I locate and subdue Dr. Venture.

(sighs) Forget it. You go to the bathroom.