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The Venture Bros. · Season 4

“Return to Malice” quotes from The Venture Bros.

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“Return to Malice” · Season 4

In this episode: Monarch (2), Sgt. Hatred (1), Tim-Tom Moppet (1)

[The Monarch is confronted by the Pupae Twins/Murderous Moppets]

I'm only gonna say this once. I don't like you two, and if you ever - EVER - try to give me an order again, I will kill you both and feed your tiny, rotting bodies to the neighborhood dogs!...Now, what were you saying?

Er...have a nice walk?

[Monarch is outside 21's treehouse.]

[Knock Knock Knock]

H2Henchmen #21

What's the password?

I forgot... oh wait, I remember. I'm the fucking Monarch. Let me in. Now.

[Venture and Sgt. Hatred ride to the gates of Malice, they are next to a security guard robot.]

GRGuard Robot

You're gonna have to turn your vehicle around. This is a gated community.

Yeah, I'm a pretty little flower. Like a prom date, maybe?

[Robot guard keeps saying, "This is a gated community."]

Enjoy the silence, are you for supper?

[The robot starts to malfunction while still saying, "This is a gated community."]

Turtles. Now let's go talk about little, breaded chicken fingers.

[The guard robot collapses on the car window.]

Heh, robots. Programmed to answer over 700 different questions, none of which includes chicken fingers.

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