Prof. Impossible quotes from The Venture Bros.

(as Brock bolts his cheek to a wall) Of all the intolerable bugaboos!

Hot sandwich! You've murdered the Venture boy!.

(stranded in the Arctic) If this is about what I saw, I won't tell anyone!

(stretches himself to the flying car and flies off) I know!

Professor, no offense, but that's just crazy! Violence isn't the answer. This is a think tank; we're the most powerful minds on the planet! Let's act like it!

Billy's right. We can create an antidote if we work together!

(pauses for a second to contemplate) Nah, my way's safer.

Please! This is important!

What could be more important than your family, Richard?

(baffled by the question) Sssssss-science?

You've done it, Richard! You've replicated my original machine to a T! I'm whole again!

[In supervillianous costume] The name's not Richard anymore, Hamilton. From now on, I'm Professor...Incorrigible!

Ooh...

Professor...Indolent?

Ugh!

Professor Infamous.

Mm...ah...

Professor Indo-China!

They're all a bit...forced...

Professor Inscrutable?

General Treister

Agent Matthew Perry! (pronounces the last name as "Purry")

...I dunno. Hey...my arms feel like they have ants running around my bones. Fascinating...

General Treister

NOT AN ANSWER!

Now, gentleman, before we start reviewing potential candidates, you need to keep one thing in mind: SPAWM.

Baron Ünderbheit

That awful comic book!

Oh, and that movie? What was Martin Sheen thinking?

Not SPAWN, S-P-A-W-M.

Great Scott, what is he doing here?

Well you're the one who was eavesdropping.

He mumbled something about industrial espionage, and then he kept taking about "annie get your gun". You think it’s some type of code?

Baron Ünderbheit

He’s on to us!

You'er both being paranoid. Don’t you see what this is? Its opportunity knocking at our door. [Looks at Ünderbheit] Who disfigured you for life, and help Girl Hitler steal your throne? [Looks at Impossible] Who seduced your wife, then passed her off to his brother for sloppy seconds? I’ll tell you who. The very same cretin who allied with his own enemies to thwart me at Cremation Creek, and the battle for the ORB. Gentlemen, The Revenge Society just landed itself its first assignment, kill Dr. Venture!

What, like right now?