General Treister quotes from The Venture Bros.

General Treister

I want notes, lists and answers by the time I finish this here Juicy-a-Box! WARNING: I am Thirst-ay! And it is Fruit Punch! And it is Delicious!

General Treister

One—in all reported cases, the abductor was Zeus, the Greek god of thunder and rock 'n roll. Yes, agents Kenan and Kel?

We just want it on record that we don't like our code name.

General Treister

Noted.

General Treister

Agent Matthew Perry! (pronounces the last name as "Purry")

...I dunno. Hey...my arms feel like they have ants running around my bones. Fascinating...

General Treister

NOT AN ANSWER!

General Treister

I have the pee-pee cancer, and there ain’t a thing on Earth anybody can do to fix me. Son, I'm fixing the shuffle of this mortal coil.

Wait a minute, what the hell are you doing?

General Treister

DO NOT LET GO OF THAT WHEEL BOY! THEY’RE 2000 SOULS ON-BOARD.

What about the OSI? You worked your whole life for this place, General. Now you’re just gonna abandon it?

General Treister

Na. From where I sit, it looks like the ol’ gal is in pretty good hands. Took guts to bust out the nest and go off on your own, son. Took balls to... cut off your balls. Even without them your got more true grit man-moxy-on-tap than any of these yes-men and bureaucrats been running the place.

No, General, I’m not...

General Treister

I’ll do fine.

Do not kill yourself you crazy bastard!

General Treister

Ain’t killing myself son. I said there ain't nothing they can do for me on this Earth. But there is one thing might could cure me, ALIEN TECHNOLOGY.