“Any Which Way But Zeus” quotes from The Venture Bros.

It's downright unreasonable. I could pole-dance better than half those women. Good lord, son, there should be a mandatory retirement age for strippers.

Brock

Did you see I got cornered by Robin last night? I almost had to chew off my own arm to get away.

Ohh, that poor woman has the saddest tits. Damn depressing.

Brock

Right? Yeah, they're like The Notebook sad.

Her tits are like "coming home from school and finding out that your old man ran over your cat" sad.

Brock

Mournful. She has mournful tits. They're like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.

Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball—just sad. Damn it, she has gloomy tits!

Brock

It's like she put a dollar's worth of change into some old socks and then taped them to her chest.

I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.

I fought an 8 year old, and the only reason I won is he tripped into a spike. I had my eyes closed the whole time - until I heard an 8 year old dying on a spike!

Fight.

[throwing down his shield] What is with you?!

[throwing down trident] With me?! I do everything for you, fella!

You boss me around like you gave birth to me!

[over the continued argument] Stop this fighting and fight one another! We wanna see you fight! Stop fighting and fight!

General Treister

One—in all reported cases, the abductor was Zeus, the Greek god of thunder and rock 'n roll. Yes, agents Kenan and Kel?

We just want it on record that we don't like our code name.

General Treister

Noted.

General Treister

I want notes, lists and answers by the time I finish this here Juicy-a-Box! WARNING: I am Thirst-ay! And it is Fruit Punch! And it is Delicious!

...Very well, but you may have to give me the shot in my derriere. Needles can't penetrate my electro-impalpable limbs!

'Needles'. Yea good one. Try huge spikes.

They're wonderful and frightening and they go into the sides of your neck and they replace all your blood!

You get your blood back at the end of the summit, unless that 'loss of life' thing happens. Then we send your next of kin a big jug of blood and a very nice card.

General Treister

Agent Matthew Perry! (pronounces the last name as "Purry")

...I dunno. Hey...my arms feel like they have ants running around my bones. Fascinating...

General Treister

NOT AN ANSWER!

I’m not gonna fight him, they can’t make me fight him.

White you are such a sissy.

I’m a sissy. You're calling me a sissy.

Oh yeah, I get it. I’m out and proud and I’m the sissy. I’m brave enough to be who I am in the face of assholes like you, and I’m the sissy. Maybe when you come outta the closet you can walk a mile in my jimmy Choos.

What?! I am so not gay.

With that pink shirt and that oh-so-sad dye job.

I’m a albino, and this is my lucky shirt. It was red when I bought it.

I hope I fight you next. You BIG sissy.

Change into these and proceed to the cavity search.

Cavity search my ass!

I mean... you know what I mean.

Brock

Let’s go Shore Leave, boys night out. You coming?

Boys night out, I wish. You guys are gonna go to that strip club again.

You make that wholesome place sound dirty, you bastard. Are you coming or not?

Hmm, ahh... I’m feeling kind of, kind of gay. Wait... no. No it’s definitely... I’m definitely still gay.

Brock

What the fuck are you looking at?

I’m Tigershark. I represent The Peril Partnership.

Brock

So what! The Peril Partnership is in like, Canada. How would I even know you?

Toronto! You broke my knees after I found you in bed with my wife.

Brock

[Laughs] Yeah, you had a little striped suit on. Hey I’m sorry brush, she told me that you were...

Gonna kill you.