“Pomp & Circuitry” quotes from The Venture Bros.

[To his two remaining invisible limbs] Armando...Legtenant Shankley...good to have you back!

Did you push State like I asked you?

I hate to be the one to break this to you, Rust, but your boys are pathetically underprepared for adulthood.

Well, sure, Hank's a bit of a late bloomer, but did you catch Dean's little mustache? Really starting to come in.

Yeah, regardless of the 'stache, neither of them knows a thing about the real world.

What are you talking about? Those kids have been around the globe more times than Gaëtan Dugas.

But the stuff those beds have been teaching them is more dated than Funk & Wagnalls. I mean, what college do you think is gonna accept transcripts from a talking bed anyway? Especially since, if I'm reading this right, Hank didn't graduate.

HANK!

Way to go, Heidi! Samson's down by three with a minute left in the game, and you just cut the feed! What in God's name do you want?!

Hank

I want to join up with you guys!

Yeah? Well, my boot wants to join up with your ass, and I'm about to throw 'em a shotgun wedding!

If you were gonna jerk us around like this, then why the hell did you even agree to see us?

Honestly?

That would be a nice change of pace.

Because when my secretary told me a "Dr. Venture" was here to see me, I thought she meant your brother.

Hank

Yeah. I feel like that Jewish guy who lost all his powers when they cut his hair off.

Brock

Uh, Samson?

Hank

Lenny Kravitz. It's not all about you, you know?

Brock

Yeah.

You've done it, Richard! You've replicated my original machine to a T! I'm whole again!

[In supervillianous costume] The name's not Richard anymore, Hamilton. From now on, I'm Professor...Incorrigible!

Ooh...

Professor...Indolent?

Ugh!

Professor Infamous.

Mm...ah...

Professor Indo-China!

They're all a bit...forced...

Professor Inscrutable?