24% compounded yearly means 2% compounded monthly?
Zack, you just did math in your head!
Wow! I did! You know, if they just put dollar signs in front of the numbers, math would be a whole lot easier.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Patrick! The Morrocan theme is over, why are you still wearing this?
I find these puffy pants to be delightfully roomy! I think I'm gonna wear it to work everyday, hmm, stand in the middle of the restaurant where everyone could see them are blowing in the breeze! (Grabs the side of his pants and imitates it being blowing in the wind).
(embarrased) Stop it *embarrased chuckle* Patrick, Right! What if I get you a new podium?
And a raise.
Not gonna happen.
I'm prepared to quit.
I'm prepared to replace you.
Podium, it is. (They shake hands and go their separate ways.')
For my first wish...
[to Cody in a dream, in which Zack is a successful business tycoon, and Cody works as a janitor for him] Clean this mess up, but save the confetti. Money doesn't grow on trees.
ZSZack's Aide
Actually, it does. Remember, you had Zacklabs create a money tree?
Right. Come on girls, let's go talk about how I cleaned up Wall Street while Cody just cleans up.
Forget the test. Tests aren't important.
Okay. Remember that next time I bring home an "F."
Madeline, the important thing is you did a good deed.
That is true. I did save 2 lives.
But the Dachsund saved a cat. That's 9 lives. So they got you beat by 7.
OK. I'll call my kabob guy Bob, my pita guy Peter, and my couscous guy Steve.
I'm taking five AP classes.
I'm taking six.
[Barbara steps on Cody's toes.]
Oww!
Steel-toed boots.
So, Moseby, Which do you like better, this island with this yacht and this bathing suit, or this island with this yacht and this bathing suit?
Frankly, I don’t give a hoot.
Maddie, you know what I like about summer vacation? Not being locked up in a stuffy school until noon everyday.
London, some of us actually come back to school after lunch.
And I suppose you go on Fridays, too. (laughs)
Yeah, silly me.
[to Zack] You know, Mom's really gonna be mad when she finds out you're not graduating.
Well she can't be too mad when she finds out I saved a life.
Whose life did you save?
(tries to shove an apple into his mouth) Here, choke on this.
[to Maddie] I'm spending the summer on my yacht. What are you doing?
Working here. Oh, yeah, and when I get home, I get to help mom gut fish and apply pimple cream to my dad's hairy back.
Ooh, I just had a baby barf!
SDSister Dominick
Yoo-hoo, London! So, what are we girls talking about?
Fish guts and hairy pimples.
SDSister Dominick
Ooh, I just had a baby barf!
Except that I didn't graduate, okay!
(Everybody gasps)
There's a shock! (takes back his gift and steps away)
What are you talking about?
I faked the whole thing.
I don't, I don't understand. I mean you have a diploma...(unrolls fake diploma and sees the truth) This is a picture of a girl wearing a bikini.
(looks at it also) Uh, she's hot! I mean...it's hot...at the beach...that's why she's wearing a bikini...
Zack, why did you do this?
Because you tried to bake a cake and Dad left his tour, and I didn't want to disappoint you guys again.
Don't sweat it, dude, it's okay. (Carey smacks him in the gut) OOF!!! I mean, you are so in trouble!
[to Zack] We have a little problem. You seem to have failed English.
Wait, what?
You won't be graduating with your class.
No, no, no, no, no! I need to graduate with my class! If I don't graduate, I'll have to go to su... su... su...
...mmer school.
Yeah, that's it.
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