Zack, Moseby and others in “Unfinished Business”

Zack

Except that I didn't graduate, okay!

There's a shock! (takes back his gift and steps away)

Kurt

What are you talking about?

Zack

I faked the whole thing.

Carey

I don't, I don't understand. I mean you have a diploma...(unrolls fake diploma and sees the truth) This is a picture of a girl wearing a bikini.

Kurt

(looks at it also) Uh, she's hot! I mean...it's hot...at the beach...that's why she's wearing a bikini...

Carey

Zack, why did you do this?

Zack

Because you tried to bake a cake and Dad left his tour, and I didn't want to disappoint you guys again.

Kurt

Don't sweat it, dude, it's okay. (Carey smacks him in the gut) OOF!!! I mean, you are so in trouble!