Mr Moseby and Patrick in “Unfinished Business”

Patrick! The Morrocan theme is over, why are you still wearing this?

Patrick

I find these puffy pants to be delightfully roomy! I think I'm gonna wear it to work everyday, hmm, stand in the middle of the restaurant where everyone could see them are blowing in the breeze! (Grabs the side of his pants and imitates it being blowing in the wind).

(embarrased) Stop it *embarrased chuckle* Patrick, Right! What if I get you a new podium?

Patrick

And a raise.

Not gonna happen.

Patrick

I'm prepared to quit.

I'm prepared to replace you.

Patrick

Podium, it is. (They shake hands and go their separate ways.')