Zack, what are you doing here? This is only for the people who are graduating.
Well, I figured if I showed up a plan would just hit me. BAM! Wait a minute...wait a minute...oh, I got nothing.
Well, at least you're not trying to forge a diploma, sneak into graduation and hide from Mom the fact that you're going to summer school for six weeks.
(sarcastically) Hard to believe you're failing English.
There's only one problem. There's only enough caps and gowns for the students who are graduating.
(sarcastically) Gee, why don't you steal someone else's?
(Zack kisses Cody on the head)
Again with the genius plans! No wonder they call you the vale...vale...vale-accordion!
Hello, oh hey, Maddie, how's camp?
Terrible, these girls are savages, come rescue me!
Don't worry, I'll get the Tipton helicopter, I'll be there right away.
Missing a massage to help a friend.
Oh, I forgot about my shiatsu. Oh, well, Maddie can wait.
Cody, I'm sorry I got upset before. After all, I creamed you in the math competition and you didn't get mad.
Well, I wouldn't say creamed. But it doesn't matter, because I annihilated you at the spelling bee. And by the way, that's annihilated with 2 Ns and an "h".
Oh, that spelling bee wasn't fair. Your word was so easy, my dog could have spelled it.
Ha! I doubt it. I met your dog, and he's an idiot. (Barbara stomps on his foot) OWWW!
(to London) What took you so long? Did the storm slow you down?
No, I added an extra 20 minutes to my massage because your call really stressed me out.
(to Zack) Now, what you need is tell the truth and promise to do well in summer school.
You're right. Honesty is the best policy. Give me that water. (puts water on his cheeks) Mom's a sucker for a sob story. Dead puppy, dead puppy, dead puppy. OK, let's do this.
Oh Cody, I just know it's going to be you.
No, Barbara, you deserve it, you're A+ every subject, including dimples.
Don't worry. My other helicopter is on its way from my beach house in Newport.
J Jasmine
You have a beach house? I live in a one-bedroom apartment with five brothers and sisters. And we share one toothbrush.
Mark, you circled A, B, C and D for every question.
It's hard to pick just one letter.
Mr. Moseby, can I have a job?
Sorry, we're not hiring hooligans.
(sees Haley, a girl in his class) Hi, I'm Zack. And you are?
H Haley
Shy! Painfully shy. Don't look at me! (takes a bag and puts it over her head)
(to Carey) Hey, ya got a date for the prom?
(uneasily) Oh shucks, if only you'd asked me sooner.
(to Cody) You've just set up a date, which is not a date someone thinks is a date, and the other person thinks is an interview. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
You're right. Maybe I should be there disguised as a plant.
(sarcastically) Yeah, that'll fix it.
Millicent, how are the candy sales this morning?
Sales? I'm supposed to charge people for candy? (whimpers)
Yes, that would explain the cash register!
Oops! I thought it was an ATM! I guess this cash belongs to you. (gives Mr. Moseby money)
Hey, London. Do you think you can do me a itsy bitsy favor?
You have no idea what I was going to say.
You were going to say there's this guy who's obsessed with me because I'm the most amazing person in the world and he just has to have a date with me.
(stutters and hesitates) Th-th-that's not what I was going to say a-a-at all. (smiles nervously)
Since this is summer school, I thought we would start with some thematic poetry about summer. (the class looks around, confused) Oops, sorry. I mean, some rhymy words about the hot time.
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