Remember those kids playing basketball in the lobby? Well I was hoping that if Jamie meets them, he might be interested in basketball again.
He was the best player on our team.
Ahem.
He was the best player on our team.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Line please.
No.
Fine. Then I'll just go look it up in my script.
You know we got a game coming up.
Relax Trent. It's only an exhibition.
My dad said you're not giving a maximum amount of effort all the time, you're a waste of human life.
Oh well he must be a lot of fun at parties.
Can't you throw?
Can't you catch?
Well I'd catch it if you could throw it.
Well I'd throw it if you could catch it.
HEY! Do you guys know what I hate more than losing?
What?
YOU TWO!
I can't find a leading lady for my movie!
Here's me pretending to care. (in weepy voice) what movie Maddie?
My student film.
What's it about?
Well it's about society's indifference towards the impoverished and the triumph of the spirit over a pressive socio-econimic circumstance.
What's it about?
DDaryl
For future reference, just because a person is in a wheelchair doesn't mean you have to give them special treatment.
Of course. Now, why don't you just sign here for the rooms?
DDaryl
Whoa, partner. This is steep. Man, I can't believe you won't give a brother in a wheelchair a break.
PART 1
Boys, what's going on here?
There's a dead body in that bag!
LLou
Are these your kids?
Are you guys cops?
BBud
No.
Then, yes.
Have fun on your vacation, Madeleine.
Fun? It's 20 degrees colder in Minnesota than it is here. Penguins go there and say: "wow, it's cold, let's leave".
They have talking penguins there, and you still don't want to go?
Bye, Maddie. [hugs her]
Bye, Maddie. [hugs her]
Bye, Maddie. [hugs her]
[pulling Carey away and hugging Maddie again] Bye, Maddie.
Zack, remember how we talked about people's personal space?
Yeah, and I like Maddie's space the best.
BBud
There they are!
LLou
Great news! We've sold Zack and Cody!
Marvellous! I'll get some bubble wrap, and we'll ship them off immediately!
BBud
No, we've sold a sitcom about twin boys living in a hotel, and you're all in it!
Oh! we're going to be stars!
EEveryone
Hooray!
LLou
No, you're not, we'll hire actors to play you.
EEveryone
Oh...
BBud
But you're all invited to Hollywood to be consultants on the show!
EEveryone
Hooray!
LLou
But you'll have to pay your own way there.
EEveryone
Oh...
We could all go in my private jet!
EEveryone
Hooray!
But we're all out of salted nuts.
EEveryone
Oh...
I've had enough of this silliness. I'm out of here.
EEveryone
Hooray!
I heard that.
PART 2
I can't believe we got kicked out-
Of my own hotel. I'm calling Daddy!
It's not your hotel. Hello, it's a set! It's make-believe.
Make me believe what?
That you have a brain!
SSkippy
I'll get there and back before you can say butterscotch!... But say it real slow.
Butt......eeeeeeeer......scotch.
By the way, what exactly does this "curse" do to you?
Let's just say you will live your life in agonizing poverty.
I get that now.
And your skin melts off, your hair bursts into flames and your eyes pop off.
Eww! That would so put a damper on prom!
Give me the hat!
Aah!
He won't hurt you!
Not if I have the hat!
Oh, no! Don't unwrap it! Who knows what it looks like after thousands of years! Aah, it hideous!
Come here, honey, are you okay?
Swell. I'm just a little dizzy.
Welcome back, buddy.
Welcome back? You left me wrapped up for hours. Where have you been? I thought you were coming right back to get me.
Well, we did. But the mummy we took was just a doll wrapped in gauze. It was a total fake!
DDakota
How did you find out the mummy was a fake?
It's a fake?
DDakota
No.
Liar, liar, cargo pants on fire! This necklace is probably plastic! Here, Maddie, you can have it.
DDakota
Actually, the necklace is real emerald.
Thanks for holding it for me, Maddie.
If the artifacts are real, why would you have a fake mummy?
DDakota
Because I couldn't find the real one. I spent eight years in the jungle, living on beetles and bats' blood.
AAll
Eew.
DDakota
I've found all these beautiful treasures. But nobody cares about them if I don't have some stupid mummy. It's all about the mummy... mummy, mummy, mummy!
I think he has mummy issues.
Mr. Moseby, my podium is falling apart and I want a new one. I picked out a lovely one from Podium Emporium. It's mahogany, with a little holder for my spectacles!
Oh, it is beautiful! However, we can't afford it!
I'm prepared to quit!
I'm prepared to replace you!
I hate when you do that!
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