4th most-quoted character in The Suite Life of Zack & Cody: in 109 of its 501 quotesLondon (72), Zack (22), Cody (10)
Scenes with Maddie 107
Maddie I didn't even know that woman was a reporter.
Oh, so you just gossip about me in general?
Maddie Only because you gossiped about me, and it spread through the whole hotel.
Well, you gossiped about me, and it spread all over the world.
Maddie But you started it!
Maddie Uh-huh!
Oh, don't you uh-huh my nuh-uh!
I think you are both at fault here. And I think we can all learn something from this. Even though gossiping is an irresistible temptation, on any level, gossip is hurtful. Now the best way to not spread it is to not listen to it.
[picking up a chess piece] Maddie, what are these do-hickeys? Are they expensive, and do I want to buy them?
Maddie No, these are chess pieces. It's a game that's been played for 500,000 years.
Well, then, someone should have won already.
I mean, we must help the poor, tormented ghostie cross over to a better place.
Maddie You mean like the St. Mark Hotel, where they'll pay overtime?
This is not a joking matter.
Maddie Obviously you've never seen my paycheck.
Maddie There's no such thing as ghosts.
Wrong, as usual. I've seen this ghost. It was so scary, I dropped my new purse. And left it there!
Maddie With money in it?
Oh, just the regular $1,000 bill every kid gets for an allowance... [Maddie, Zack and Cody suddenly bolt for the elevator.] Hey! Just 'cause I don't need it, doesn't mean it's not mine.
Maddie [after receiving London's gift, a badly knitted sweater] But I wanted a car... that would keep all of me warm.
I made it with my own two hands.
Maddie It looks like you made it with your own two feet!
I thought you'd be happy that I put so much effort into it. You're always accusing me of being superficial.
Maddie And you had to pick Christmas to become deep?
It's just there are so many beautiful things out there to buy. How can you possibly resist them?
Maddie I have no money.
Well, some of us aren't that lucky.
Speaking of all day shopping, I just received a fax from your father. He feels you've been spending too much money.
That's ridiculous! I'm saving him money. Ivana's contact lenses? Second pair free!
London, I'm afraid your father is adamant.
I thought his name was Wilfred.
...Yes, it is! What I'm saying is that he wants you to limit yourself to just buying the necessities. Good luck with that!
Maddie [looking at the fax] You know your dad seems pretty serious this time.
What makes you think that?
Maddie Well he's capitalized and underlined "disinherit."
[gasps] The "D" word!? [to Ivana] Don't worry snookums. Mommy won't let that happen to you.
Maddie Oh please. You couldn't go one hour without shopping.
I can so! I can do anything! After all, I am the daughter of Adamant Tipton.
Maddie Wilfred.
Maddie All right, all right. I'll help you. Give me your credit cards. [holds out her hand to accept them. London gives her one.] Mmmhmm... [London gives her another.] Mmmhmm...[London pulls a wallet full of credit cards out of her purse and gives it to Maddie. Maddie takes them and they all fall out.]
Take care of my babies. They like to be taken out twice a day.
You're using my son as a spy?
Maddie Oh, like you're using him for anything better.
[to Maddie] Well, that was your mistake!
Maddie Well, your mistake was taking on Madeline Margaret Genevieve Miranda Catherine Fitzpatrick!
Fine! Stay in! I'll...beat all of you!
Maddie You're going down!
Maddie London, our dogs are missing. I've handed out 300 fliers and you're on the phone watching how to cook videos.
I don't need fliers. I just rented a blimp. In 30 minutes, Ivana's picture will be hovering over all of Boston.
Maddie What about Scamp?
Nope. Except what I said about the banana nut muffins. I really do love them. They're soft from the banana yet crunchy from the nuts.
Maddie It doesn't get any deeper than that. Good news is, nut girl would probably vote for you unlike me.
Oh yeah? Well I don't need the vote of some tree hugger.
Maddie If you have it your way there won't be any trees left to hug.
Next you're going to blame the oil companies for global warming.
Maddie Yes, because they're to blame!
Maddie If I did you'd pollute it!
You bleeding heart liberal!
Maddie Establishment puppet!
Do you want to kiss me as much as I want to kiss you?
Maddie I'm surprised that someone as smart as you would have to ask! (kisses Trevor)
(turns to a guy) Wow, didn't see that coming.
Maddie (lets go) I hate you!
I hate you more! (kisses Maddie again)
I wonder what'd they do if they liked each other.
[looking at Trevor] Oooh, that nerd's cute.
Maddie Yeah, he is!
Maddie Oh, please. Like that guy would give you the time of day.
Why would I ask him what time it is?
Maddie You got me!
Are you here for the merit scholar thing?
Yeah, yeah, I'm Trevor, Phi Beta Kappa.
I'm London. Buy Lots'o'Stuff'a.
And then she said "who" instead of "whom". I'm not a grammar snob, but it's just egregious when somebody uses the subjective case instead of the accusative case, hahaha!
[understanding nothing] Hahahaha! Will you accuse me for one moment? [approaches Maddie] Maddie, help me! I can't get through this lunch.
Maddie Uh! ok. The fork is the one with the pointy end.
No, look I mean I can't understand a single thing he says. Give me my opinion on something.
Maddie Oh. Just tell him your favorite composer is Bach.
Maddie He's dead.
So he came Bach from the dead?
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Maddie
