Maddie quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

London

When I inherit this hotel, you are so fired!

Maddie

Please! You'll be too busy getting facelifts!

Zack

I'm a guy with mature interests.

Maddie

Such as?

Zack

Politics... Culture... PG-13 movies...

Maddie

Uh, London, do you think you could talk to Moseby about getting the ballroom for our prom?

London

Sure.

Thank you! You are awesome!

London

Oh I KNOW, I love helping the poor and needy.

We are not a charity.

London

Have you seen what you're wearing?

London

I don't like this tangerine!

Maddie

No, that is a Tam-bo-rine! A tangerine is what the audience is gonna throw at you!

Zack

And we're also 12 and cute!

Maddie

Well I'm 15 and hot!

Zack

Why do I have to ride the hump?

Maddie

Well, you could have driven back with Muriel in the other car.

Zack

Did I mention how much I love the hump?

Carey

Well, I hope you love your room, because that's where you're going to be until you're old enough to drive!

London

Maddie, guess where moi is off to?

Maddie

Hopefully French class to learn another word than "moi".

London

No. I'm going to the D.M.V. to get my learner's permit.

Maddie

You're gonna learn to drive?!

London

Oh, it's easy! I've been watching my chauffeur do it for years! But I have to pass their silly test first! Here. [puts a packet on the counter] Quiz me, candy girl.

Maddie

Okay. Oh, here's one. [reading from the packet] "When is it acceptable to park near a red curb?"

London

Well, if I'm wearing green, never. It would clash! Oh, unless it's Christmas!

Maddie

You're gonna do great! GO!

Zack

I've got to get up to that camp!

London

Oh! I can drive you!

Maddie

What?!

London

I'll show Moseby how well I can do without him! C'mon!

Maddie

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa there, big girl! You just drove through a building!

London

But there are no buildings on the highway.

Maddie

True, but there are other cars and big trucks, and the occasional cute deer! This is not a good idea.

Zack

You're not going to tell anyone are you?

Maddie

Well only if you do it.

Zack

GRAB HER!!!

London

You saw nothing!

Esteban

Okay, have fun!

Maddie

Now Muriel, are you sure you have a valid license?

Muriel

Oh, loosen up sweetcheeks you're bumming us out!

Zack

London, can't you drive any faster than 20 miles per hour?!

London

Why?

Maddie

Because we're on an interstate and people are passing us on bicycles.

London

I just want to get there and back in one piece!

Zack

I just wanna get there and back before I'm 30!

Muriel

[when the police pulls them over] Uh-oh! It's the fuzz! Everyone act natural.

Maddie

How does someone who was forced in the middle of the night to drive down a busy interstate at 10 miles an hour act natural?!

Muriel

You can start by shutting your yap!

Muriel

Oh, I love the rush of the road, the wind in my hair.

Maddie

How about the bugs in your teeth?!

Muriel

Well, if you'd keep your yap shut like I told you to, you wouldn't have that problem!

Carey

Isn't he the worst!? On the way up here he actually criticized my driving while HE was driving!!

Maddie

Well in all fairness to London I have to say, even though I was being held against my will - and my lawyers will be in touch - she did a pretty good job driving up here.

I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit critical.

Zack

Suppose?!

Maddie

Slight?!

Carey

Tendency?!

London

A bit?!

Okay! Okay! I'm sorry London.

London

It's okay Moseby. [takes her hands off the wheel to hug him]

HANDS ON THE WHEEL!!!

Esteban

Now I'll never own this hotel.

Maddie

And I'll never be the President.

Cody

I'll never win the Nobel Prize.

Zack

I'll never marry Maddie.

London

On the bright side, I'm still rich. Yay, me!

London

So Todd really wanted to kiss me?

Maddie

No, he wanted to kiss the plant!

London

Why would he want to kiss the plant?

Maddie

He doesn't. He wants to kiss you!

London

So Todd really wanted to kiss me?

Maddie

It's a special night. Don't make me slap you.

Maddie

How would you feel if people were spreading rumors about you?

London

Hey, every time I'm in the paper, my social life just gets better and better.

Maddie

Yeah? Well, my social life is going down the tubes because Chuck heard your lie and dumped me!

London

Oh, honey, I heard a rumor he was gonna dump you anyway.