London quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

I helped you take your first steps across this very lobby!

London

In designer booties!

I helped you roller skate and learn to ride a bike...

London

You're in our family album more than my father or any of his ex-wives!

London

Daddy bought me a car to practice on. My friend Porscha is going to teach me.

Do you mean the young lady who drove her father's yacht through piers 10, 11, and 12?

London

She was putting on sunscreen.

Okay, first thing's first. Have you adjusted your mirrors?

London

All three of them. And I can see myself perfectly.

No no no they're not for vanity. Your rear-view mirrors are for seeing the view to your rear.

Not your behind, behind you.

London

But I won't be able to see myself having fun.

Driving a motor vehicle is not fun, it's serious business. Have you buckled your seat-belt?

London

I was going to, but this outfit just wrinkles so easily so I thought-

Just do it.

London

But my outfit-

IT'S THE LAW!

Are you familiar with the gear shift?

London

You mean the PRNDL? [PRNDL pronounced "prindle"]

The what?

London

The PRNDL.

Are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L?

London

I'm not a child, Moseby, I know how to spell PRNDL.

It's not something that you spell, it is a gear shift. The letters stand for Park, Reverse, Neutral, Drive, and Low!!

London

You're making me nervous with all this technical talk!

Oh! I'm sorry. Why don't we just relax and turn on the radio? Would you like AMMM or FMMM?!

Tapeworm

I have a calculator that runs on moonlight.

London

Oh, let's find out how rich I am!

London

Maddie, guess where moi is off to?

Maddie

Hopefully French class to learn another word than "moi".

London

No. I'm going to the D.M.V. to get my learner's permit.

Maddie

You're gonna learn to drive?!

London

Oh, it's easy! I've been watching my chauffeur do it for years! But I have to pass their silly test first! Here. [puts a packet on the counter] Quiz me, candy girl.

Maddie

Okay. Oh, here's one. [reading from the packet] "When is it acceptable to park near a red curb?"

London

Well, if I'm wearing green, never. It would clash! Oh, unless it's Christmas!

Maddie

You're gonna do great! GO!

London

Moseby, have you heard the good news?

Yes. One of the twins is gone for 2 weeks. It's like falling in love.

Zack

I've got to get up to that camp!

London

Oh! I can drive you!

Maddie

What?!

London

I'll show Moseby how well I can do without him! C'mon!

Maddie

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa there, big girl! You just drove through a building!

London

But there are no buildings on the highway.

Maddie

True, but there are other cars and big trucks, and the occasional cute deer! This is not a good idea.

Zack

You're not going to tell anyone are you?

Maddie

Well only if you do it.

Zack

GRAB HER!!!

London

You saw nothing!

Esteban

Okay, have fun!

Maddie

Now Muriel, are you sure you have a valid license?

Muriel

Oh, loosen up sweetcheeks you're bumming us out!

Zack

London, can't you drive any faster than 20 miles per hour?!

London

Why?

Maddie

Because we're on an interstate and people are passing us on bicycles.

London

I just want to get there and back in one piece!

Zack

I just wanna get there and back before I'm 30!

Excuse me, miss?

London

Officer, what's the matter? It's not like I was speeding.

I'll say! Usually when I pull over sports cars it's cause they're going too fast. But to catch you I had to down-shift into first.

Muriel

She's still learning how to drive so give her a break flat foot!

Tell you what, since you're a beginner I'll let you off with a warning. But driving slow can be dangerous too so in the future, go faster.

Muriel

Don't worry, I'm teaching her. Floor it baby!!

Carey

Isn't he the worst!? On the way up here he actually criticized my driving while HE was driving!!

Maddie

Well in all fairness to London I have to say, even though I was being held against my will - and my lawyers will be in touch - she did a pretty good job driving up here.

I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit critical.

Zack

Suppose?!

Maddie

Slight?!

Carey

Tendency?!

London

A bit?!

Okay! Okay! I'm sorry London.

London

It's okay Moseby. [takes her hands off the wheel to hug him]

HANDS ON THE WHEEL!!!

[to London] How bout we give it a go?

London

You got it. I'll meet you at the crack of noon.

Esteban

Now I'll never own this hotel.

Maddie

And I'll never be the President.

Cody

I'll never win the Nobel Prize.

Zack

I'll never marry Maddie.

London

On the bright side, I'm still rich. Yay, me!

Your father has to stay incognito.

London

Where is Cognito?

In hiding.

London

Where is Hiding?

London

Just because I have no money, the bank stops being nice to me?

Shocking, isn't it?