London quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

London

(Hands Moseby boxes) Moseby, be a dear and take these to Esteban's room. And Moseby, be a moose and take these to mine.

London

[singing to tune of "London Bridge is Falling Down"] London Tipton's really great, really great, really great! London Tipton's really great. And she deserves the opposite of hate. Which is love! Everyone, sing along!

London

I am exhausted with a capital x.

London

Good news!

Maddie

Me too!

London

Me first: I got a D+ in math!

Maddie

[excited] That's good news!!!!! I am very proud of you

London

Yeah! Thanks to you, I passed. My daddy got me a plasma screen TV!

Maddie

Wow, all I get when I get an A+ is an extra slice of pie.

London

Is that your good news?

Maddie

No, I took your advice and broke up with Lance. I was blunt... I was direct... and if I do say so myself I was pretty darn mean!

London

So I learned something from you and you learned something from me!

Maddie

Yeah! And now you have a plasma TV and... I don't have a boyfriend.

London

So everybody's happy!

Maddie

I can't believe I'm going out with him again!

London

I can't believe I might have to wear plaid!

Maddie

Teach me to be mean!

London

Teach me to be smart!

Help me!

Maddie

I hate beauty pageants.

Carey

I know. I never won one, either.

Maddie

The point is, people award girls for being shallow, plastic robots. What kind of superficial airhead thinks that's cool?

London

Isn't this cool?

Maddie

Oh, that kind.

London

Gloss me.

Zack

Sorry, we're watching the counter for Maddie. We're not allowed to accept money, make change or touch any of the merchandise.

London

Is there anything you can do?

Cody

I can shove 12 gummy worms up my nose. You wanna see?

London

I recycle too.

Really?

London

I wore these pearls yesterday.

Maddie

(to London) So we get to meet Usher?

London

Sweetie, Usher gets to meet us.

Ilsa

Get this mutt off of me!

London

(monotone) Stop. Bad dog. No.

London

Man, it stinks in here.

Zack

Sorry.

London

When I inherit this hotel, you are so fired!

Maddie

Please! You'll be too busy getting facelifts!

Maddie

Uh, London, do you think you could talk to Moseby about getting the ballroom for our prom?

London

Sure.

Thank you! You are awesome!

London

Oh I KNOW, I love helping the poor and needy.

We are not a charity.

London

Have you seen what you're wearing?

London

I don't like this tangerine!

Maddie

No, that is a Tam-bo-rine! A tangerine is what the audience is gonna throw at you!