Cody quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Carey

(to the twins) Anything you want you've got it.

Cody

Get us into the wedding.

Carey

Except that. You're grounded, remember?

Zack

You meant that?

Carey

I'm trying to do the right thing.

Zack

Okay. Looks like we're going to find a way into that wedding ourselves.

Cody

Forget it. There is no way you are talking me into another one of your idiotic schemes.

Maddie

I just wanted to make a little money so a could buy myself a few nice things, because some of us have to work and don't get sent to Paris as a punishment for breaking into Johnny Ripp's dressing room. Man, it stinks in here!

Cody

Sorry.

Cody

Did you see how those flowers made Mom smile?

Zack

Yeah, it's great. If she has a boyfriend, she'll be so busy being all girly with him, she'll leave us alone!

Cody

And she'll be happy...

Zack

And we'd be able to play that video game!

Cody

And she'll be happy.

Zack

And we won't have to make our beds!

Cody

And she'll be HAPPY!

Zack

You're so selfish! Can't you think of anything besides mom's happiness?

Cody

Hey, Max!

Max

Hey, Cody! Where's Zack?

Cody

I'm Zack. Hey there, sweet thang!

Max

He hurt himself, didn't he?

Cody

Yep.

Carey

(about doing stand-up comedy at her school talent show) So anyway, I'm up there on stage, no one's laughing, and I panicked. So I started to sing. You know what happened?

Cody

They started laughing?

Zack

(to Cody) Did you hear that? Maddie wants me to dance with her at the prom. I better practice my kissing.

Cody

Don't look at me.

Max

Will you guys stop fighting?

Cody

We are not fighting, we are having a creative discussion.

Zack

We are too fighting.

Cody

Creative discussion!

Zack

Fight!

Cody

Discussion!

Max

I can't believe you guys are having a fight about if you're having a fight!

Cody

You got pudding in my whistle!

Tapeworm

And you got whistle in my pudding!

Cody

Zachary!

Zack

Codery!

Cody

I can't understand the words. What I wrote is, "I missed the bus as it came around."

Zack

Who cares? It's just a silly song.

Cody

Silly song? John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt is a silly song! "School's Out" is an expose of the trials and tribulations andemoned to the public school experience!

Zack

[Turns to Max] Do you know what he just said?

Max

Yeah, he never gets girls.

Zack

Well, at least that's two things we agree on.

Cody

Wanna agree on something else? If we don't get out of here, we won't have any chances of winning!

Zack

I agree.

Cody

Yeah I agree.

Zack

Ok, stop agreeing, you're annoying me now.

Cody

[on cell phone answering machine] Hi. This is Cody using my mother's cellphone. Leave a message, and remember: numbers are your friend.

Zack

Why don't you ever answer this thing?!

[about Cody going to math camp] Ooh. Sounds like heaven. Your going as well?

Zack

No way! I told the teacher you couldn't pay me to spend 2 weeks with a bunch of math geeks.

Cody

Was that before or after you flunked your math test?

Zack

I'll have you know, I flunked that math test purposely just to get away from you.

Cody

Oh yeah? And who are you avoiding with your "D" in English?

Cody

We'll catch them on tv. Now give me the tape. [Zack gives Cody a video.] I can't use this! This is my first pony ride!

Zack

Fine. I'll get the tape of Mom potty-training us.

Esteban

Now I'll never own this hotel.

Maddie

And I'll never be the President.

Cody

I'll never win the Nobel Prize.

Zack

I'll never marry Maddie.

London

On the bright side, I'm still rich. Yay, me!