Cody and Zack in “Unfinished Business”

Cody

Did you see how those flowers made Mom smile?

Zack

Yeah, it's great. If she has a boyfriend, she'll be so busy being all girly with him, she'll leave us alone!

Cody

And she'll be happy...

Zack

And we'd be able to play that video game!

Cody

And she'll be happy.

Zack

And we won't have to make our beds!

Cody

And she'll be HAPPY!

Zack

You're so selfish! Can't you think of anything besides mom's happiness?