2nd most-quoted character in The Suite Life of Zack & Cody: in 173 of its 501 quotesZack (124), Carey (33), London (14)
Scenes with Cody 168
Cody Zack, what are you doing here? This is only for the people who are graduating.
Well, I figured if I showed up a plan would just hit me. BAM! Wait a minute...wait a minute...oh, I got nothing.
Cody Well, at least you're not trying to forge a diploma, sneak into graduation and hide from Mom the fact that you're going to summer school for six weeks.
Cody I was being facetious.
Cody (sarcastically) Hard to believe you're failing English.
There's only one problem. There's only enough caps and gowns for the students who are graduating.
Cody (sarcastically) Gee, why don't you steal someone else's?
(Zack kisses Cody on the head)
Again with the genius plans! No wonder they call you the vale...vale...vale-accordion!
Cody, I'm sorry I got upset before. After all, I creamed you in the math competition and you didn't get mad.
Cody Well, I wouldn't say creamed. But it doesn't matter, because I annihilated you at the spelling bee. And by the way, that's annihilated with 2 Ns and an "h".
Oh, that spelling bee wasn't fair. Your word was so easy, my dog could have spelled it.
Cody Ha! I doubt it. I met your dog, and he's an idiot. (Barbara stomps on his foot) OWWW!
Cody (to Zack) Now, what you need is tell the truth and promise to do well in summer school.
You're right. Honesty is the best policy. Give me that water. (puts water on his cheeks) Mom's a sucker for a sob story. Dead puppy, dead puppy, dead puppy. OK, let's do this.
Oh Cody, I just know it's going to be you.
Cody No, Barbara, you deserve it, you're A+ every subject, including dimples.
Cody Oh, there they are.
Cody Mr. Moseby, can I have a job?
Sorry, we're not hiring hooligans.
(to Cody) You've just set up a date, which is not a date someone thinks is a date, and the other person thinks is an interview. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
Cody You're right. Maybe I should be there disguised as a plant.
(sarcastically) Yeah, that'll fix it.
Cody Hey, London. Do you think you can do me a itsy bitsy favor?
Cody You have no idea what I was going to say.
You were going to say there's this guy who's obsessed with me because I'm the most amazing person in the world and he just has to have a date with me.
Cody (stutters and hesitates) Th-th-that's not what I was going to say a-a-at all. (smiles nervously)
Cody (sees Arwin pushing something with a sign labeled "Nothing Evil Under Here) Does that sign look suspicious to you?
I don't know. It went by so fast I couldn't read it.
Cody [complaining about a noisy party in the room above] Isn't that inconsiderate?
Yeah, it sure is. They didn't invite me.
Cody You can't go! We need our sleep. We are finely tuned athletes in training.
Cody But quickly!
W Wayne
[wearing Betsy Ross' dress] This dress is killing me.
Cody [also wearing Betsy Ross' dress] Do these stars make me look fat?
I don't know. I'm still blind from looking at Wayne.
Cody Zack, keep London in the bath.
Great. I'll go grab my snorkel.
Cody Nice try, dork-el.
Cody We should invite him to dinner. It'll make him feel better.
Well I do have enough wheatloaf to go around.
Cody Wheatloaf? We want him to cheer up, not throw up.
Cody (after Mr. Baine faints) Anyone have any smelling salts?
I have an old gym sock in my locker.
B Mr. Baine
(wakes up) I'm alright.
I have to say, I prefer being a nerd. It's a lot more satisfying hitting the books instead of hitting someone right in the kisser!
Cody Mark, how many fights have you actually been in?
[to Cody] You're a dork, no offense.
Cody You know, just because you say "no offense" doesn't excuse the offensive remark that inevitably follows.
Well, in that case, you're a dork. Offense intended.
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