Most-quoted character in The Suite Life of Zack & Cody: in 209 of its 501 quotesCody (124), Carey (55), Maddie (22)
Scenes with Zack 205
Zack Hey Arwin, what are you...
Ok, that's a little disturbing...
I was just practicing asking your mom out, because every time I try to ask your real mom, I get lost in her big brown beautiful eyes...
Put mom in the drawer and come play with us!
Zack I mean, everytime we ask someone to play with us, they all say the same thing.
Zack Yeah!
No, no, I mean I really don't have time. See, when I'm not practicing my dating skills, I'm working on a secret project. So secret in fact, that no power on earth can make me tell you what it is.
Zack Then we won't ask.
Ok, ok, I'm gonna tell you! Ready? 3, 2, 1, tada! Aaaaaah! Yeah!
Zack You invented something that nobody uses anymore.
ZC Zack, Cody
(after returning from the parallel universe and Arwin enters) ARWIN!!!
ZACK!!! CODY!!! WHY ARE WE YELLING????!!!!
I Irv
[walks over to Carey] The name's Weldon. Irv Weldon. And I like to be shaken, not stirred.
Oh, that Weldon is as smooth as porcelain.
Zack You're gonna be fine Arwin. The first event is in ten minutes.
Have you found a happy place to think about?
Well, actually, at first it was me and mother on a lovely tropical cruise... Then a storm hit and the waves were huge, and then her wheelchair rolled off the side, and I yelled: "Mother, throw me the house keys!"
Zack Okay... How about thinking about a nice cookie?
Zack That was amazing! How did you hit ten free-throws in a row?
New system. I realized, if I picture myself in the happy place, all the pressure goes away.
Zack Where's your happy place?
Can't say. You might show up.
Aaargh! I'll never beat Irv. I'm such a loser. Loser, loser, loser! [hits his forehead with his hand]
Zack You've got to be more positive. Try this: winner, winner, winner! [hits Arwin's forehead with Arwin's hand]
No, that doesn't work so well either.
Well, I've got a great technique to keep from getting nervous. Think of a happy place and all the pressure will just melt away.
Well, thanks, but no matter how happy the place, it'll never be me up on that winner's podium accepting the Golden Plunger and a kiss from the plunger girl...
[Carey enters]
Come on guys, time to go home.
Can't we stay a little longer mom?
I'm sorry, but I've got to get upstairs and work on this stupid song, the Tipton's hosting some kind of geek games. Moseby's making me sing at the opening ceremonies and hand out the Golden Plunger.
You're the plo-plo-plo-plo-plo-plo- [Zack hits him in the back] plunger girl? [Carey nods] Weldon's going down.
Don't you call our mom a fair-haired beauty!
Zack Yeah. You should see her in the morning, there ain't nothing beautiful about it.
Zack Is there a third choice?
Boys, you need to get upstairs and study for your American History test tomorrow.
Zack Mother, there is no history. Yesterday we got off the boat and today we bathed in the creek.
Zack Why do you always look at me?
Force of habit. What was it, the rascally elves?
Where would she have learned to con people like that?
Zack I'm thinking she was home schooled.
I've got great news! I just got appointed Editor of the school paper!
Zack We have a school paper?
Yeah. You know, there's free copies outside the Library.
Zack We have a Library?
Okay, I don't blame you for not reading the Revere Express. It stinks, but Ms. Cohen expects me to turn it around, the same way I turned around the Math Lab.
Zack We have a Math Lab?
Zack That part must stink!
But that's the character who gets turned into a donkey.
A donkey named Bottom? Definitely stinks!
Oh, yeah? What part did you get?
Well, whatever it is, it's got to be better than Bottom.
Vanessa (after hearing that Cody and Gwen broke up): If you need a shoulder to cry on...I'm available.
Zack NO! I mean...he can't. He has a...meeting with the Geek Club!
Zack Have you seen who shows up?
[to Zack] Come on, Pumpkin!
Zack Mom, ix-n-ay on the umpkin-p-ay.
Well, I think you guys really got to understand the theme of the play.
Zack Girls stink.
Never work with your brother.
I should've gone with the oboe.
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