Most-quoted character in The Suite Life of Zack & Cody: in 209 of its 501 quotesCody (124), Carey (55), Maddie (22)
Scenes with Zack 205
[to Zack] I don't need anymore of your help! Just keep out of my way and stay over there.[flour is flicked into Zack's face]
Zack Did you just flick flour into my face?
Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.
Zack [flicks flour into Cody's face in retaliation] Well maybe I flicked some back, and maybe I didn't.
[calmly] I know you didn't, because if you did, I'd do this! [cracks an egg over Zack's egg, the yolk running over his head] And that is how you separate an egg!
Zack And this is how you separate a pie from its pan. [pies Cody in the face and runs off, with Cody chasing him into the lobby]
[holding a pie] Come back here and take this banana creme pie like a man!
He wouldn't! [Cody throws the pie at Zack, who ducks. The pie ends up hitting a socialite in the face] He would!
Cody, do you have anything to say to your brother?
[to Zack] I'm sorry I flicked flour in your face.
Zack [to Cody] I'm sorry you're my brother.
Zack I'm sorry I worked you like a packmule. I was only thinking about the money. Lots and lots of money, bagloads of money-!
Zack Sorry.
I didn't mind you making money off of my cooking. I just need some time to get it right... and 40% of the profits.
Zack 30%.
Done. [the two spit-shake]
Okay, but I get 10% of both of your cuts.
Zack and Cody: Done. [attempt to do the spit-shake with Carey]
The box said it would be a honey mist auburn!
Zack Oh honey, you missed auburn big time!
Zack You should know that there's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is that I got D's in Math, English, and Social Studies.
And what's the good news?
Zack I'm out of bad news.
Zack So dyslexic, I am?
Well, it like looks it--I mean, it looks like it.
Zack Don't take this the wrong way. I'm going home to Mother.
That's what your mother said when she left me, and a few other things I can't mention.
Esteban, the hotel limo is just out front. See if the driver can make it to the airport. Free of charge, of course.
Zack You would really do that for us, Mr. Moseby?
Of course, Zack. I want you boys to have the best Christmas possible even if it means being far, far, far away from my hotel!
[Zack and Max reach for the same piece of cake]
Zack I'm not hungry.
Isn't it obvious? [whispers] They're not hungry!
I actually cooked...for three hours!
Zack Not for me. I'm stuffed.
Mom, do you ever find yourself feeling discouraged, unfulfilled, unappreciated?
Not if you eat my casserole!
Zack (about Troy Robbins) This guy just talks and talks and...
[to Zack] Okay, what are you gonna do for your school community service?
Zack I thought I'd see a movie, then go tell poor people about it.
Zack, this is a chance for us to really help people. I'm thinking about working with kids.
Zack I hate kids.
You better take this seriously or you're gonna fail while I get an A.
Zack You're one of the kids I hate.
At least I know I'll get a better community service grade than Zack.
Zack I wouldn't be so sure about that. Mr. Moseby let me take all the buffet leftovers to the Mission. The mayor was there and he's giving me an award for helping out the homeless.
You?! An award? You can't even spell award.
Zack Don't have to. It'll be on the plaque. Who's getting an A in community service now, huh?
You're my Little Rebel. Agnes Likes!
Zack But... [Agnes puts finger on Zack's lips and sticks it in.]
Shh. Don't speak. Your eyes speak for you.
Zack I wished they'd shut up and get lost!
Agnes, what Zack is trying to say is, you came on a little strong.
Zack No, what Zack is trying to say is [opens door] "Leave."
Zack Hi, Aggie.
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