Zack quotes from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Room service! Somebody ordered the "I'm sorry for what we did last night" buffet.

Carey

Eggs benedict with caviar?!

Cody

Must be a mistake.

Zack

We ordered toast and a raisin.

Carey

You guys are bleeding me dry here!

Oh! [chuckles] My mistake. This is meant for the other mommy with twins on the 23rd floor. [He leaves]

Carey

I-I'm sorry, I didn't, I mean, they...

D'I- I understand. Children sometimes can be a burden.

Carey

You have kids?

No, and after seeing yours, not gonna happen!

Carey

(to the twins) Anything you want you've got it.

Cody

Get us into the wedding.

Carey

Except that. You're grounded, remember?

Zack

You meant that?

Carey

I'm trying to do the right thing.

Zack

Okay. Looks like we're going to find a way into that wedding ourselves.

Cody

Forget it. There is no way you are talking me into another one of your idiotic schemes.

London

Man, it stinks in here.

Zack

Sorry.

Zack

(about Maddie) Baby's got it going on! (Makes a shape of an hourglass "body" with his hands)

Carey

She's got what going where?

Zack

I don't know what I am saying.

Carey

We may live in a palace, but we are not royalty.

Zack

I think you're a queen, Mommy.

Carey

Aww.. put a sock in it.

Zack

(about Maddie) What is she doing here?!

Maddie

Saving your butt before I kick it.

Zack

Is that a threat or a promise?

Cody

Did you see how those flowers made Mom smile?

Zack

Yeah, it's great. If she has a boyfriend, she'll be so busy being all girly with him, she'll leave us alone!

Cody

And she'll be happy...

Zack

And we'd be able to play that video game!

Cody

And she'll be happy.

Zack

And we won't have to make our beds!

Cody

And she'll be HAPPY!

Zack

You're so selfish! Can't you think of anything besides mom's happiness?

Zack

Mom, guess what? We're gonna be on TV!

Carey

What did you set on fire?!

Zack

I'm a guy with mature interests.

Maddie

Such as?

Zack

Politics... Culture... PG-13 movies...

Zack

(to Cody) Did you hear that? Maddie wants me to dance with her at the prom. I better practice my kissing.

Cody

Don't look at me.

Max

Will you guys stop fighting?

Cody

We are not fighting, we are having a creative discussion.

Zack

We are too fighting.

Cody

Creative discussion!

Zack

Fight!

Cody

Discussion!

Max

I can't believe you guys are having a fight about if you're having a fight!

Zack

And we're also 12 and cute!

Maddie

Well I'm 15 and hot!

Cody

Zachary!

Zack

Codery!

Cody

I can't understand the words. What I wrote is, "I missed the bus as it came around."

Zack

Who cares? It's just a silly song.

Cody

Silly song? John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt is a silly song! "School's Out" is an expose of the trials and tribulations andemoned to the public school experience!

Zack

[Turns to Max] Do you know what he just said?

Max

Yeah, he never gets girls.

Zack

Well, at least that's two things we agree on.

Cody

Wanna agree on something else? If we don't get out of here, we won't have any chances of winning!

Zack

I agree.

Cody

Yeah I agree.

Zack

Ok, stop agreeing, you're annoying me now.