Phil Leotardo quotes from The Sopranos

Tony Soprano

Listen, I gotta bring this up.

Phil Leotardo

A favor already?

Tony Soprano

'Scuse me?

Phil Leotardo

Anthony, you always have business on your mind. Take a night. Smell the cognac.

Tony Soprano

Marie Spatafore came ta see me. She wants a hundred grand ta relocate on the count o' Vito Junior already has his own social worker.

Phil Leotardo

Pattie told me there was doin's. I guess the turd doesn't fall far from the faggot's ass.

Tony Soprano

That's beautifully put. But, you're family right? Cousins?

Phil Leotardo

What can you do, throw money at the problem?

Tony Soprano

Well somebody's gonna.

Phil Leotardo

I'll talk ta the kid. Set 'im right.

Tony Soprano

Good.

Phil Leotardo

First off, it wasn't an offer. It's my position. Twenty five percent.

Tony Soprano

That's it?

Phil Leotardo

What else would you like me to say?

Tony Soprano

Come on Phil, what... what's the problem? I come here on good faith. I make a reasonable counter.

Phil Leotardo

Which I considered... and rejected.

Tony Soprano

Do we need to talk in private?

Phil Leotardo

For what?

Tony Soprano

Okay then... in front of everybody. When you were sick, in the hospital, we talked. We shared a... uh... an understanding about life.

Phil Leotardo

This is business, Anthony.

Tony Soprano

Yeah I... I know. But I'm talkin' to ya here on a human level. There's a limit Phil. Come on. Point where business bleeds into other shit. Feelings make things financially unfeasible.

Phil Leotardo

Charles Schwab over here. [everyone laughs]

Tony Soprano

So that's it? No leeway, no compromise, just stupid fuckin' jokes.

Phil Leotardo

You want compromise? How's this? Twenty years in the can, I wanted manicott. I compromised; I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead. I wanted to fuck a woman. But I compromised; I jacked off in a tissue. You see where I'm goin'?