Phil Leotardo and Tony Soprano in “Unfinished Business”

Phil Leotardo

First off, it wasn't an offer. It's my position. Twenty five percent.

Tony Soprano

That's it?

Phil Leotardo

What else would you like me to say?

Tony Soprano

Come on Phil, what... what's the problem? I come here on good faith. I make a reasonable counter.

Phil Leotardo

Which I considered... and rejected.

Tony Soprano

Do we need to talk in private?

Phil Leotardo

For what?

Tony Soprano

Okay then... in front of everybody. When you were sick, in the hospital, we talked. We shared a... uh... an understanding about life.

Phil Leotardo

This is business, Anthony.

Tony Soprano

Yeah I... I know. But I'm talkin' to ya here on a human level. There's a limit Phil. Come on. Point where business bleeds into other shit. Feelings make things financially unfeasible.

Phil Leotardo

Charles Schwab over here. [everyone laughs]

Tony Soprano

So that's it? No leeway, no compromise, just stupid fuckin' jokes.

Phil Leotardo

You want compromise? How's this? Twenty years in the can, I wanted manicott. I compromised; I ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead. I wanted to fuck a woman. But I compromised; I jacked off in a tissue. You see where I'm goin'?