Zookeeper quotes from The Simpsons

There's one rhino missing! If we don't find it, it'll be my ass on the barbie!

Young Homer

Zookeeper! Zookeeper, those two monkeys are killing each other!

[quietly, to Homer's ear] They're having sex.

Young Homer

Oh.

Boy, that Stone Phillips sounds like quite a bloke. What television network is he on?

Bart

Why, NBC, of course.

Lisa

NBC has lots of great shows, and their news and sports coverage can't be beat.

Do you think there's anything great on NBC right now?

Homer

Oh, I'm sure of it.

Marge

But there's only one way to find out...

Homer

[voice-over] I'd like to read the following statement, but I do so under ... [sound of gun cocking]... my own free will. It has come to my attention that NBC sucks. I apologize for misleading you and urge you to watch as many Fox shows as possible. So in summary, NBC - bad. Fox - good. [very softly] CBS great.