He is the benevolent, enlightened president and CEO of Kwik-E-Mart – and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart. [CEO slurps his Squishee] He is the one I must ask to get my job back.
Approach, my sons.
[Homer and Apu approach the CEO's meditation point]
You may ask me three questions.
That's great, because I only need one.
[interrupting] Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
You?
Yes. I hope this has been enlightening for you.
But – I must—
Thank you, come again.
But—
Thank you, come again.
[Homer and Apu leave the convenient store]
Well, that was a big bust. Is he really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart? [Apu growls, reaches towards Homer] No need to apologize, Apu – it was as much my fault as it was yours. [Apu pounces and strangles Homer] Okay, Apu ... I accept your apology! [both fight, topple off the path and fall down the mountain side]
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