[Introduction of Blanche DuBois played by Marge]
HLHelen Lovejoy as Stella
[To Blanche] [In a New Orleans accent] What's the matter, honey? Are you lost?
MAMarge as Blanche
[In a New Orleans accent] I'm looking for my sister, Stella.
[In the audience] It's mom!
[Homer, Bart and Maggie look up to see Marge is now on stage]
BBlanche
My name is Blanche DuBois.
[singing] I thought my life would be a Mardi Gras...
A never-ending party... [pause] Ha!
I'm a faded Southern dame without a dime...
Apu as Steve the paperboy I am collecting for the evening star.
BBlanche
Come here, I wanna kiss you just once... softly and sweetly...on your mouth...
Steve[singing] I am just a simple paperboy, no romance do I seek..
I just wanted forty cents, for my deliveries last week...
Will this bewitching floozy...
Seduce this humble newsie?
Oh, what's a paperboy to... doooooo?
[Blanche kisses him] Woo-hoo!
RRoofi
How's the crowd, Steve?
Steve
Awful fussy…
RRoofi
You're kidding me, did you make funny faces? (Steve nods) You did? Did you jiggle your keys?
Steve
I did it all, man!
(We cut to the concert)
AAnnouncer
And now, here's Roofi!
RRoofi
(Singng while babies continue crying) Sing the nonsense song with me, Yum, yum, wow, whoop dee wee! Flibberty flabberty, one, two three-! (Gets interrupted by a baby, who threw a bottle at him) Ow! Okay, who threw that? Who threw it? (Babies crying continues, as they riot the whole concert)
Steve Mobbs
Greetings! It is I, your insanely great leader Steve Mobbs. I'm speaking to you from Mapple headquarters deep beneath the sea with an announcement that will change the way you look at everything. And that announcement is...
[speaking through a microphone over Mobbs' visual]...you're all losers!
[the crowd moans in disappointment]
You think you're cool because you buy a $500 phone with a picture of a fruit on it. Well guess what, they cost eight bucks to make and I pee on every one!
[the crowd gasps in horror]
I have made a fortune off you chumps. And I've invested it all in Microsoft. Now my boyfriend Bill Gates and I kiss each other on a pile of your money!
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