“What's the matter, honey? Are you lost?” – Helen Lovejoy as Stella, The Simpsons ... TV Quotes Database

[Introduction of Blanche DuBois played by Marge]

HLHelen Lovejoy as Stella

[To Blanche] [In a New Orleans accent] What's the matter, honey? Are you lost?

MAMarge as Blanche

[In a New Orleans accent] I'm looking for my sister, Stella.

[In the audience] It's mom!

[Homer, Bart and Maggie look up to see Marge is now on stage]

BBlanche

My name is Blanche DuBois.

[singing] I thought my life would be a Mardi Gras...

A never-ending party... [pause] Ha!

I'm a faded Southern dame without a dime...

Apu as Steve the paperboy I am collecting for the evening star.

BBlanche

Come here, I wanna kiss you just once... softly and sweetly...on your mouth...

[singing] I am just a simple paperboy, no romance do I seek..

I just wanted forty cents, for my deliveries last week...

Will this bewitching floozy...

Seduce this humble newsie?

Oh, what's a paperboy to... doooooo?

[Blanche kisses him] Woo-hoo!

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