Aide quotes from The Simpsons

Krusty

Put a sock in it, preppy! How much are these free burgers gonna cost me?

Not to worry, Mr. K, we've rigged the cards; they're all in events that Communists never lose.

Krusty

[satisfied] I like, I like!

This just came in over the wires, Big K! [hands him a paper sheet]

Krusty

[reading] "Soviet boycott, U.S. unopposed in most events". How does this affect our giveaway?

Let's see. [punches numbers into a calculator] You personally stand to lose 44 million dollars.

Mr Vice-President! Someone finally bough a copy of your book, sir!

Well then, this calls for a celebration. [switches stereo on]

Celebrate good times, come on!

I will.

Please to repeat again, so I can translating for the el presidente.

Bart

[on the phone] Which way does the water turn in your toilet?

[gasps, in Spanish with English subtitles] ¡Él dice que las mareas están cambiando! (He says the tides are turning!)

[gasps] ¡Ay carumba! ¡Entonces los rebeldes pronto se llevará a la capital! ¡Necessito huir! (Oh, no! Then the rebels will soon take the Capital! I must flee!) Yaaiiee! [President jumps out the window]