“Put a sock in it, preppy! How much...” – Krusty, The Simpsons ... TV Quotes Database

[Krusty has just announced Krusty Burger's Olympic sweepstakes]

Put a sock in it, preppy! How much are these free burgers gonna cost me?

CCompany Agent

Not to worry, Mr. K, we've rigged the cards; they're all in events that Communists never lose.

[satisfied] I like, I like!

This just came in over the wires, Big K! [hands him a paper sheet]

[reading] "Soviet boycott, U.S. unopposed in most events". How does this affect our giveaway?

CCompany Agent

Let's see. [punches numbers into a calculator] You personally stand to lose 44 million dollars.

[Krusty sobs]

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