Mona quotes from The Simpsons

Mona

[as she is leaving] Don't worry, Homer. You will always be a part of me. [hits her head on the van] D'oh!

Mona

Oh, Abe... you've aged terribly.

Grampa

[to Mona] Well, what do you expect?! You left me to raise the boy on my own!

Mona

[to Grampa] I had to leave! You didn't have to tell Homer I was dead!

Grampa

It was either that, or tell him his mother was a wanted criminal! You were a rotten wife, and I'll never, ever forgive you! [beat] Can we have sex? Please?

Mona

For Marge, I leave this handbag, made of nature's finest material, hemp.

Marge

[Sniffs the bag] Smells like concerts!

Homer

I don't even want your pie!

Mona

But you already ate the whole thing.

Homer

Well, I'm not going to digest it!