[Talking to his mother] You keep disappearing and reappearing and it's not funny. You're just like that show, Scrubs.
“Mona Leaves-a” · Season 19
In this episode: Homer Simpson (2), Mona (2), Marge Simpson (1)
For Marge, I leave this handbag, made of nature's finest material, hemp.
[Sniffs the bag] Smells like concerts!
I don't even want your pie!
But you already ate the whole thing.
Well, I'm not going to digest it!
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