[Mona and Abe meet for the first time since Mona has come back]
Oh, Abe... you've aged terribly.
[to Mona] Well, what do you expect?! You left me to raise the boy on my own!
[to Grampa] I had to leave! You didn't have to tell Homer I was dead!
It was either that, or tell him his mother was a wanted criminal! You were a rotten wife, and I'll never, ever forgive you! [beat] Can we have sex? Please?
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