Manjula quotes from The Simpsons

Here goes nothing.

[as symbols appear on the tester] Baby... baby... lemon.

All that sex for nothing.

Well, that is a pretty grim assessment.

Apu, it's 4 am. You're late for work.

Oh. I just had the most beautiful dream where I died.

Oh no you don't! Not til they're out of college.

Listen, I'll die when I want to!

Listen, how would you like to come with me?

Okay.

Wait, you don't even know who he is!

Who cares? There's only one of him!

I have to warn you, Apu does not have very much money.

Are you absolutely sure? Because legally, I am allowed to shake him by the ankles and see what falls out. It's established in the case of Lawyers vs. Justice. [chuckles] That was a wonderful day for us.

We have eight children. Will that affect the settlement?

[makes several joyful exclamations, then calms] Perhaps. [the lawyer jumps onto the table and starts dancing happily]

No offence, but you remind me of the monkey man who slaughtered my family's chickens!

[chuckles] Yes, I get that a lot.