[As Apu and Manjula await the results of the pregnancy test]
AApu
Here goes nothing.
AMApu and Manjula
[as symbols appear on the tester] Baby... baby... lemon.
All that sex for nothing.
AApu
Well, that is a pretty grim assessment.
“Eight Misbehavin” · Season 11
In this episode: Apu Nahasapeemapetilon (4), Manjula (3), Ned Flanders (1)
[Apu is asleep with the babies]
Apu, it's 4 am. You're late for work.
AApu
Oh. I just had the most beautiful dream where I died.
Oh no you don't! Not til they're out of college.
AApu
Listen, I'll die when I want to!
[After Apu complains about his babies] Well, they can be a handful...of joy!
AApu
Shut up!
They can fill your life with-
AApu
Shut up!
Can't put a price on a miracle!
AApu
I can't believe you won't shut up!
LKLarry Kidkill
Listen, how would you like to come with me?
AApu
Okay.
Wait, you don't even know who he is!
AApu
Who cares? There's only one of him!
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