Manjula and Divorce Lawyer in “The Sweetest Apu”

I have to warn you, Apu does not have very much money.

Are you absolutely sure? Because legally, I am allowed to shake him by the ankles and see what falls out. It's established in the case of Lawyers vs. Justice. [chuckles] That was a wonderful day for us.

We have eight children. Will that affect the settlement?

[makes several joyful exclamations, then calms] Perhaps. [the lawyer jumps onto the table and starts dancing happily]

No offence, but you remind me of the monkey man who slaughtered my family's chickens!

[chuckles] Yes, I get that a lot.